I wish...

[megiko-chan]

ok LAST game for now, I promise! XD
btw this one is my FAVORITE!

I Wish...

The objective of the game is to RUIN other people's wishes! XD
The first person will post what they wish for, starting with the phrase " I wish...".
The following person will GRANT the wish, but will warp the wish into ending up with a horrible outcome. They are to post "Granted. ....."
Once finished ruining the wish, THEY shall post something they wish for, also beginning with "I wish...".

Ex:
Silverpin: I wish I didn't have any homework forever!
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Chinging: Granted! You become stupid for the rest of your life and must now live on the streets.
I wish I could fly!
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Granger: Granted. But you are seen as a freak and are shun my society.
I wish I were tall.

Remeber, this is to have FUN! So don't go overboard, and be a meanie! D: NOES then no one will have any fun! And BE CREATIVE! XD
Also, make sure you have BOTH parts in your post, the GRANT, and your WISH. Many people sometimes forget XD

Here we go! > Since I'm first, I have no grant...

I wish I were president!

[Wybie™]

Granted, but a week after you become president you as assassinated by a sniper while eating your breakfast on Friday! C:<

I wish I had a Vespa to ride around town on!

[megiko-chan]

(*giggles* LOL how harsh XD aw I never got to finish my breakfast! what a waste <;D )

Granted! But it turns out it was stolen by the vendor, so you go to jail for 12 years on Idenity Theft and Burgrary.

I wish I weren't so darn short! XD

[Wybie™]

(Yes I am an evil evil Wybie! CB< NO BREKKIES FOR YOU! >8C )

Granted, but then you grow to the size of Godzilla and are hit in the head with an airplane!

I wish my cat wouldn't bite my elbows when I'm trying to type! D:

[megiko-chan]

Granted!
Your cat looses all of its teeth, but now it can't eat and it starves D8> (NOE Spoor kitty! let it bite ur elbows! Its a blessing XD LOL not)

I wish I could have eaten my breakfast before getting shot by a sniper on Friday D:

[Skunk™]

Granted, but then are hit by an ambulance that was in a hurry to go to the hospital!

I wish bug's would stop finding their way in my room and touching me! D8 -shudder-

(I noticed something, something's really out to get you! |D First shot, hit with an airplane, and now an ambulance!)

[Wybie™]

Granted, but now instead of bugs it's hobos and they snuggle with you while you sleep!

I wish my head wasn't so iiiitchy! DX

[Skunk™]

Granted, but then a peice of scrap metal get's caught under a moving train that then launches itself through your head, cutting it off! (lawl, final destination! )

I wish a gnat hadn't flown into my juice! D8> -heart broken-

[Wybie™]

(Owch! <|D)

Granted, but instead a big black bee flies into your mouth and stings your tongue! CB<

I wish I didn't have to pee so bad! D:

[megiko-chan]

GRANTED!

Now you can never pee again. You're bladder becomes full and you EXPLODE! D8

I wish my puppy would STOP eating everything from my room in plain site! DX

[Wybie™]

Granted, but instead....HE EATS YOU! >

I wish I had some freaking FOOD! DX -is a hungry Wybie-

[megiko-chan]

GRANTED!
But there's only expired food left! Thus why no one gave you any! You eat it, get food poisoning, and die. D:

I wish I could sing!

[HayaMika]

I don't want to ruin peoples dreams!

[megiko-chan]

(Oh come now! Its a game, not real! XD
next person continue the game, because these posts kinda kill the game D:. from "i wish I could sing" and its ok HayaMika, you dont have to play if you dont want to, but its best not to post that directly on the game or there's a gap in the thread between replies (: )

[Wybie™]

Granted, but then you sing so much you lose your voice and have to talk by writing on paper for the rest of your life! C:<

I wish I knew what to draw! D: